A girl on work experience asked me today 'what ecuador was'.

Dumb ass.

Crocs....what can I say. The 'fashion accessory of the summer' according to a number of style magazines. I beg to differ......they are quite simply

FUCKING AWFUL

(and dentists wear them....a very sexy profession, not)

If you see a pair, burn them.

If you own a pair, then fuck off you sad twat.